byuns-baekery:

no but exo-m’s versions of the songs are like sex

and not some “aw yeah baby that feels good” sex but “fUCK YES POUND INTO ME OOHHOHH YES FUCK YES” sex

wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

(Source: paradoxiety)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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