no but exo-m’s versions of the songs are like sex

and not some “aw yeah baby that feels good” sex but “fUCK YES POUND INTO ME OOHHOHH YES FUCK YES” sex


You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

(Source: paradoxiety)




Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.